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Shut the Fuck Up

fans leaving met life stadium

This has been a trying season for Giants fans. The team is currently sitting at a dismal and depressing 2-9 while being crucified by the media and enduring ever-louder calls for the firing of both Pat Shurmur and Dave Gettlemen. Even worse is the endless coulda-woulda-shoulda cycle on Twitter about Eli Manning, Daniel Jones, Odell Beckham, Saquon Barkley, Tom Coughlin, John Mara, the draft, blah, blah, bullshit, blah-dy blah. OMG. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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jenkins missed tackle
That is not a fucking tackle, Jenkins.

Well, fam, it’s time to throw in the towel on this version of Big Blue. I only watched three quarters of last night’s game (and apparently missed the SUPER shitty parts), but it’s clear that “they suck” does not even begin to describe the level of painful, pathetic and embarrassing disarray this team has fallen into. It’s so bad, they may even out-do the Jets in the current news cycle, and that’s saying something.

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Fire Pat Shurmur

sad pat shurmur

No, it’s not too soon. He’s making Ben McAdoo look like a fucking genius, and that is not good. And really? Look at Shurmur’s face. He’s got that exhausted/aging/lost thing going on that Mac had before he was mercifully relieved of his duties. The Giants are fucked with this guy.

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